December 2011
150 posts
I've been having really, really scary dreams...
In fact last night’s was so scary I literally woke up screaming. Don’t know if this is something I should see someone about
Dec 30th
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Oh my god I regret uploading that zelda speedpaint...
Four thousand notes? This is fucking retarded Nobody needs that many notes on their dash. Yes I am complaining about one of my posts getting ridiculous circulation It would be different if it were a) my art or b) something that had won me a bunch of new followers but it is neither. It’s just a dash-clogger
Dec 30th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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“I’m turned on by everything but the Sitchen Kink.”
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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I'm a citrus fruit, I swear.: abortedslunk: I just... →
hesperidia: abortedslunk: I just shaved half of one of my legs and got fed up. Why does shaving your legs properly take so fucking long? I’ll probably finish the job over a few days in instalments. Surely there’s got to be an easier way to do this besides waxing Because I am a girl and girls seem to… Thanks for the tips, I will try these! Also I wouldn’t be against curling my...
Dec 25th
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I just shaved half of one of my legs and got fed up. Why does shaving your legs properly take so fucking long? I’ll probably finish the job over a few days in instalments. Surely there’s got to be an easier way to do this besides waxing
Dec 25th
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disgustiphage: i’m sexually attracted to women and emotionally attracted to men. basically. short version. is there even a label for that i don’t know. whatever. i know what i like. i don’t like explaining to other people though. I’m the exact opposite! Funny I ended up with you but always draw sexy dudes. Still, I wouldn’t have it any other way <3
Dec 24th
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Oh my god I am so drunk this isn't even funny.
I just corrected like six spelling mistakes in that
Dec 24th
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ListenWe all hate Christmas songs, but we all love this...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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MERRY SLEXMAX, FRIENDZ!
Yes, it has been Christmas over here for nine hours and forty two minutes already <3
Dec 24th
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This was a really great Christmas Eve, thanks...
Drawing poop has never yielded so many heartfelt laughs on this most sacred and holy of days
Dec 23rd
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Who can host OpenCanvas?
Megan and I want to join a session really badly and we can’t seem to host for shit on Hamachi. So down with drawin up some collaborative Christmas Cheer right now you don’t even fucking know.
Dec 23rd
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Post gets 900+ views overnight
Not one new follower
Dec 23rd
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Sketch requests?
thesparkster: I’m low on inspiration but high on motivation atm, and all I am doing over the next few days is working, avoiding people in the house and going to my sista from anotha mistahs’ house for banana bread. SO, hit me up with some sketch requests if you like! I’ll pretty much draw anything, just know that I am not good at drawing animals and that if you request porn it probably won’t be...
Dec 23rd
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“Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack...”
– Roger Ebert
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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So I just spent my lunch break watching four...
Dec 22nd
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uStream or LiveStream?
I don’t know the difference and I’m thinking of streaming.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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I just had this conversation with my housemate who...
Me: Hi Jim! How's it going! I haven't talked to you in ages man. We need to catch up more
Jim: sup bro long time no pee
Me: I'm thinking, the sun is sinking like a turd in a toilet bowl, one without a goddamn trace of fibre, you know what I mean? so I might be out to play games and watch movies soon; if it's not too far out of the way you can join me, I don't know what you and the misses are up to these days
Jim: tonight?
Me: yeah, sorry for the short notice
Jim: do you mean....sex games? and...sex movies?
Me: WELL. I didn't at first but, now you have me thinking, me -ow-. Time for some Cho Aniki methinks
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Is it normal to draw a friend Christmas Smut
lizawithazed: …yes? Depending on “normal”? I’ll buy that. It’s normal for me, anyway. MERRY SLAXMAX, AVERY WOON
Dec 21st
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Is it normal to draw a friend Christmas Smut
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Now whatever could I be drawing here
Dec 18th
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Good news in update form
The sabbatical appears to be working. I’m actually getting some serious work done. I was approved for my animation business. Sometime soon you’ll be reading the blog of a CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER. I will be the one percent. I miss you guys and I miss tumblr and my other sites, but it appears I can live quite easily without them. I sure do wanna talk to my boyfriend though! <3
Dec 17th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Attention, my followers!
I am hereby going on a WORK SABBATICAL. My personal project, Soquyr, is suffering due to this thing I like to call The Internet, so I will be conspicuously absent for the next two or so months. I will be going so far as to uninstall IMs and ban myself from sites such as this one because they are too distracting and take up too much time. Working on Soquyr and finishing my pilot, alongside...
Dec 13th
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Dec 11th
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I hate it how in fantasy art
…all the women look like they have breast implants. Like the boobs don’t look natural. And I just can’t stop thinking, ‘but they didn’t have implants back then’.
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Fucking note to self
Always check MSPA before Tumblr refreshing, cause everyone just loves to post panels from the latest update
Dec 11th
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Movie Magicks: Asylum →
moviemagicks: What an excellent name for this film company! After all, it’s clearly where anyone who belongs to it deserves to be locked up for the rest of their entire lives. No, Jerry. I’m not joking. “Oh.” I mean Asylum are an insidious and absolutely terrible group of people who should never… IT’S ALIVE!!! It’s not really a review, I guess, but I share my...
Dec 11th
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Alright. Phew. All my accounts are now linked to...
So now people won’t take months to realise I also review movies and draw muscular Homestuck characters answering weird questions.
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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mr-radical: uh, well i actually have a diploma in screen and media. it means i have studied a wide range of things, including graphic design, 2D and 3D animation, sound design, screen writing, and film. it has so far gotten me exactly 0 jobs!!!!!!! but that may also be attributed to my inherent laziness, hehehe. Yeah well I’ve had a bachelor degree of animation for two years and...
Dec 11th
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Say what you will about the Satanists...
…but they sure know how to make good music!
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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