So this is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever done

But I’m putting together a letter of permission to completely buy the copyright and trademark of Charmin’ Chatty, the weird doll I keep posting on this blog.

Honestly, despite the fact that the doll is now fifty years dead and the mere mention of the thing sends shivers of shame down Mattel folks’ spine, I bet they’re going to ask for a fucking ludicrous amount, just because they can. I’m actually pretty interested to see what it is.

And if it’s not that ludicrous, I just might buy it.